HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE
HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
I’m not sure how but it’s right
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
“You’re in my veins, you fuck.”
Pete Doherty says that this was the best text message he’d ever gotten from Kate Moss; she also wrote it on a wall of his bedroom in her own blood.